30 October 2009

All Hallow's Eve...Eve

I am back to (hopefully) give you a decent post that you will enjoy reading.
If you don't, well, I don't honestly mind, just as long as you don't lower my self-esteem by telling me so.
I have many things slotted for today- my opinions of stuff, mostly. Fan fictions, certain (cough cough) Disney celebrities I HATE, the fact that Halloween is just one day away and I am almost jumping from excitement. Hooray!
Then there is the stupid, idiotic stupidity of a dance. A dance has to ruin my day.
I've said before that I hate school dances. Proms, homecoming, socials, anything. I do, I REALLY do. They're pointless and superficial. So I refuse to go to any.
I have nothing against people who enjoy dances (what difference would it make whether I did or not, really?). No, I have things against the times when people look at me as though I'm a few marbles short when I tell them so.
Friend: Are you going to the dance today?
Me: (VERY matter-of factly) No, I hate dances. Why would I go?
Everyone in that section of the room drops their stuff and looks- stares, actually- at me.
Egads.
This stretches farther than a dance. People are all different. Everyone likes different things, and I don't think that you should have an exaggerated reaction to my opinion just because I'm not going to do something that many other people are.
I'm overreacting, I know. But this has bugged me for years.
Moving on.
Tomorrow is Halloween. The one day where Stranger Danger doesn't apply- you can take candy from strangers.
That is, of course, with proper supervision. And cool costumes.
  • To the stray high schooler: PLEASE be more creative with your costumes! Wearing a mask or devil horns or anything that did not take considerable effort and planning SHALL NOT be condoned! If you don't wear a costume, you are cruel. You are stealing candy from the people who deserve it. Like me.
  • There is always at least ONE house with the jumbo-sized chocolate bars. Find it.
  • To candy-givers: Don't open the door to any people without costumes. Or, if you have to, give them the linty ones from behind the sofa cushions.
  • Never accept linty candy. Throw it back in their faces. Then run.
  • Stay safe!
  • And be smart, of course. I don't need to tell you that...you're reading my blog, aren't you?
Quote for Friday, October 3o, 2009:
Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
-Lear, Scene I

Muses for Today:
Sigmund Freud, Freudian slips, Podcast Friday, and Halloween.

No comments:

Post a Comment