I Hate...

• the song 'Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira.
• various people with whom I go to school.
• war.
• the presence of war in Social Studies. Can't we talk about anything else?
• Math. Especially GEOMETRY. My hatred for Geometry deserves its own post.
• e-mail. Not all of e-mail, actually. How I DON'T CHECK IT AT THE RIGHT DARN TIMES.
• people who chew their gum like cows.
• book banners.
• bullies.
• the song 'No One' by Alicia Keys.
• people who look sad all of the time/are always crying.
• tests. ESPECIALLY MATH TESTS.
• stupid project partners who don't do their work.
• stupid friends who act like they're not your friends sometimes.
• secrets.
• feeling helpless.
• speaking in front of people.
• mannerless people.
• any song by Ke$ha and Justin Bieber. They could be lovely people, just please don't allow them to sing.
• Sundays.
• Mondays.
• dances.
• dancing.
• it when people say that seafood is not meat. Yes, it is.
• people who have obnoxious laughs.
• several game show hosts.
• when it's too too hot or too too cold.
• unfair teachers.
• people who are too too perfect/too too nice because they are definitely hiding something.
• backstabbers.
• traitors.
• reality show people.
• people who are angry for no reason.
• people who are not angry with me but take it out on me anyway.
• bad books.
• corrupt politicians.
• several people who go to my school. Did I say that already?
• when the Internet dies.
• cleaning my room.
• cleaning anything.
• Susan from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Last Battle because she's such a doofus.
• Twilight ripoffs, like this one book called Fallen (don't ever read it, it stinks SO MUCH).
• angry silence.
• the sight of gratuitous carnage/blood.
• certain boys who go to my school.
• certain girls who go to my school, especially one who fake-bakes and looks orange. She also wears too much makeup- you can see the oil building up at the side of her nose. We have the same birthday.
• that that girl and I have the same birthday.
• phonies.
• when things don't work out.
• people who roll their eyes when they think that you aren't looking.
• MTV. I thought they played music. Apparently I was wrong?
• Sonny With a Chance. The only good thing that came out of that was "Really, Chad? Really?" Well, that's not the only good thing. But it stinks now.
• vomiting.
• people who won't read.
• people who won't read and convince others not to read.
• Wizards of Waverly Place. That show is just plain bad and I knew it from the start.
• headaches.
• bad soap operas.
• bad movies with bad actors.
• sexual/violent video games.
• memorizing nonsense.
• writer's block.
• pongal, which is an Indian food that you might have had before. If you haven't, you are missing nothing.
• when people act like they're really cool when they're not.
• petty anger.
• hypocrisy, which I am displaying a generous amount of with this list.

And this isn't even all. I might have to do a Part Two to this.