I'm Not Self-Centered, I'm the Best

I've been reading all of my old posts, and I am the funniest and best person I know! I'm almost crying from my excellent humor! How did I become so riotous?

And since I know you all are always interested in news that has to do with me, I graced the employees of the local Improbable Purchases store with my most marvelous presence to inform them that they were totally at fault for my overdose of Essence of Self-Esteem, and that I was deeply insulted that I needed a tonic to appreciate how riveting I actually am. I want the Essence of Self-Esteem to be removed from my system.

After laughing for fifteen minutes (they could just sense the aura of my most striking humor), they said that if I 'came to terms with my own flaws', my self-esteem would sink back down to its normal level.

*scoffs* What flaws?

Whatever.

Read about me taking Essence of Self-Esteem here.