6 April 2011

Cleaner than Normal

For once in my little life, I have no homework. I am also not reading, watching, or doing anything worth blogging about. So let's pretend you care (honestly, just pretend. I know I'm monstrously interesting, but you can pretend if you want to) and write up a list of stuffs on my bedroom floor. (I am an unorganized mess of processed food, so I am going to leave out things like 'granola bar wrappers' and pretend they don't exist.)
  • A stack of blank index cards
  • An empty glass of nothing
  • I Me Mine by George Harrison (The book, not the song. Although I can't keep a song on my floor.)
  • A plastic spider
  • A broken-in-half headband
  • Posterboard
  • My cell phone
  • A colored in picture of Hermione Granger and Harry Potter than my friend did for me
  • Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (reading it for school. Very confusing, I think)
  • Old stories from years ago (because I was rereading them a few nights ago, exalting in my brilliance.) (No, not really.) (But seriously. Those were good stories.) (No, not really.) (But seriously.)
  • A black skirt that is very linty- how did it get so linty?
  • Some lip balm
  • A pen that looks like a flower (I did it with duct tape)
  • A magnet from Paris (!) that a different friend got for me when she went there over break. It has dancing people and some French words on it.
  • This is Me by Charlie McDonnell (This is music- in CD form)
  • Little House in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder, because I was pining for my childhood or something
  • Half a package of unused tissues
  • One pair of skinny jeans, questionably clean
And that is it. My rooms fairly clean today. I actually do have something to do, places to go, you know (usually I would be lying but now I am genuinely genuine) so I leave you here. If you want to document your floor, too, try it. It could be Freudian Fun! Punny! Ha! I'll leave before I get too witty.

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